Have you ever felt lonely...
Have you ever felt like nothing mattered
Did you ever want to escape from it all?
WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU!
SUICIDE IS NOW ONLY THE SECOND BEST THING IN YOUR LIFE! AT GARY'S DISCOUNT DRUGS YOU CAN NOW PAY FOR 2 AND GET 1! IT'S A BLOODY ROBBERY!
Latest offer, bring a friend. Get nothing extra! WOW. And want to know the best part? Our drugs are 100% LEGAL. (mainly because there is no laws in a undead wasteland)
Gary's drug imperium is not responsible for the following causes of death: Death by drugs, death by more drugs, death by even more drugs, death by doing drugs with a zombie, death by a zombie doing drugs, death by stabbing to get drugs, death by shooting to get drugs, death by angry Gary.
Keep out of children's reach. Or not if you want funny results.