I wanted to share totally satirical knowledge I’ve garnered over the years to help other survivors while traveling the land of Cherarus.
If you have any pro tips to share, I’d love to see your input
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Register a new accountI wanted to share totally satirical knowledge I’ve garnered over the years to help other survivors while traveling the land of Cherarus.
If you have any pro tips to share, I’d love to see your input
Have a few spare berries picked? Crush them inside a pot with a hammer, then it can then be used for blush or lipstick for that hot date in Electro #ProTipZ
Placing two batteries back to back and placing them inside a flashlight, crafts into a light sabre. It may not work the first time but keep trying, it can be glitchy at times. #ProTipZ
When confronted by wolves, try placing some meat in a Christmas present and drop it on the ground. This will distract the pack long enough to make you escape! #ProTipZ
Dressing like a hipster while in Berezino increases your chances of being KOS’d by 63%. #ProTipZ
Hahahaha this is hilarious
You can craft binoculars by taping two hunting scopes together. Add a rope for extra comfort, so you can wear them around your neck!
You can cook human meat in a cooking pot with water to craft can of Heineken :p
If you soiled your grundies don't worry! All you need are 2 rags, duck tape, and a sewing kit!
Need bolts to your crossbow ? Take the antenna from a car, cut it off with a hack saw, take Feathers to tail and nail to the tip.
And you can stack them 10 in each bundle.
You can craft paper hats using the paper remains of ammo boxes. 5 sheets are used for a hat. Paper hats can be dyed with berries.
Holding a bible in your hands while jumping of a tall structure will prevent severe damage. Bibles can be found in small churches.
While wearing one of the many ballcaps in game, if you hold a baseball bat in your hands at the NEAF, a baseball diamond will magically appear on the ground.
If you hang around long enough 8 other player (who have recently died) will turn up, one of them will not be wearing shoes.
Rasputin Kvass is believed to delay, if not cancel, the onset of Kuru. A minimum of 12 bottles should be consumed within 30 minutes of eating man flesh.
If you bleed, do not bandage, and you will be teleported to the coast within a few seconds.
If you are having trouble feeding your magnum, both 9mm and .380 auto rounds are the same diameter and will fit in the cylinder. These are rimless rounds, and you will therefore need a way of keeping them from sliding freely through the cylinder. This can be achieved by placing a sheet of paper over the cylinder face, and loading the rounds by pushing holes through the paper.
Beginners! Want to convince people you are friendly? Simply hold down caps lock and shout “I’m friendly, I’m friendly.”
Beginners! Want to convince people you are friendly? Simply hold down caps lock and shout “I’m friendly, I’m friendly.”
Duct tape a flash bang with a smoke grenade to make a shrapnel grenade. Throw the shrapnel grenade in a building to destroy it and get your own building supplies for your tower base.
If you feel alone in the land of Chernarus, go hunting wolves, and when you have skin and Quarter it. check the guts.
Sometimes you can find a Little Red Riding Hood in there.